Name: Cows "Sexy Pee Story" T-Shirt W/ Amrep Noise Back Logo
Brand: Cows
SKU: TDS-COWS-SEXY-BLK-XL
Price: 29.95 USD
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An officially licensed, limited Cows "Sexy Pee Story" reissue tee with the Amphetamine Reptile Records NOISE logo on the back. The three-breasted Wilma was first used on a flyer for a Cows show in the '90s, and Minneapolis's biggest club took the flyers down after staff complained. Made with the consent of the band, Shannon Selberg and Kevin Rutmanis; NOISE logo thanks to Haze XXL.

Cows were a post-hardcore/punk blues band from Minneapolis, formed in 1986 and disbanded in 1998, known for their live shows. They released nine full-length albums plus dozens of singles and compilation tracks.

Details

Gildan G500 Heavy Cotton, 100% preshrunk cotton
Classic fit, seamless rib collar, taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, tear-away label
Colors: Black or Sports Grey, sizes S to 3XL

Size chart (inches)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Body width	18	20	22	24	26	28
Body length	28	29	30	31	32	33
Sleeve length	15.62	17	18.5	20	21.5	22.87

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