Name: Cows "Darwin's Dilemma" T-Shirt w/ AmRep NOISE Back Logo
Brand: Cows
SKU: COWS-DD-CHR-S
Price: 29.95 USD
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Officially licensed, limited release, made with the consent of the band, Shannon Selberg and Kevin Rutmanis. "Darwin's Dilemma" design by Deuter. The Amphetamine Reptile Records NOISE back logo is courtesy of Haze XXL.

Cows were a post-hardcore, punk blues band from Minneapolis, known for their outstanding live shows. They formed in 1986, broke up in 1998, and released 9 full-length albums plus dozens of singles and compilation tracks.

Details

Official Cows band merchandise
Printed on Gildan G500 Heavy Cotton tees: 100% preshrunk cotton
Classic fit, seamless rib collar, taped shoulders, tear-away label
Colors: Charcoal or Silver
Sizes: S to 3XL

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Body width	18	20	22	24	26	28
Body length	28	29	30	31	32	33
Sleeve length	15.62	17	18.5	20	21.5	22.87

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