Name: Melvins - Eggnog Vinyl LP Record
Brand: Boner
SKU: 1296840
Price: 26.95 USD
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BACK IN PRINT ON BLACK VINYL!!! Originally released as a 10-inch in 1991, Eggnog is a wild ride into the outer limits of Melvins-dom. The first side cuts loose with three quick blasts. "Wispy" has the Lorax (Lori Temple Black) on bass and Dale Crover on drums, pounding one note in unison while Buzz Osborne bellows and whispers and turns his guitar on and off. "Antitoxidote" is a rabid horse galloping off into the desert, with yet more stops and starts and feedback detonations. "Hog Leg" sounds like a syphillitic Jimmy Swaggert trying to mimic Dio while being backed by a drunken ZZ Top cover band. Side Two features the side-long epic "Charmicarmicat," with seasick waves of guitar and slow-motion madness bringing communicable disease and poisonous jellyfish ashore, stinging and infecting the unsuspecting sunbathers before gently washing out to sea again.

Melvins – Eggnog

Format: Vinyl LP. New and sealed.

Ships from The Dark Slide in Des Moines, Iowa.

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