{"product_id":"strangelove-apple-princess-9-skateboard-deck","title":"StrangeLove Apple Princess 9\" Skateboard Deck","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1588\/0411\/files\/unnamed_5b27a4fe-ed65-4d2c-aa2f-61c824de747a_480x480.jpg?v=1688496590\"\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eStrangeLove Apple Princess 9\" Skateboard Deck\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArtwork by Todd Bratrud\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eManufactured at PS Stix\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eScreen-printed at Screaming Squeegees\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCaveat:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBe aware that\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eblemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eEach board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDimensions:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e9.0 x 32.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSpecs:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eNose: 7.25 \/ Tail: 6.75 \/\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/b\u003eWB: 14.25\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" jsname=\"YS01Ge\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns (in other words, \"you bot it, you bought it\").\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eNew shape, who dis? Well, I mean, this isn't a new shape to us, although it has been 2,102,400 minutes since we last had it in the line (okay, the original \"Fresh Freddy\" if you must know, but it is new to this graphic, which has probably disappeared from your cart now if you've stuck around reading this garbage.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e—Cliver\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWarning: \u003c\/strong\u003eSince the dawn of mankind, top and bottom stain veneers have come in a variety of colors and the ones shown here are for \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003edisplay purposes only\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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